Spurs Chants

Dimitar B. · « **on:** March 22, 2007, 09:52:08 PM »

So we all love a good chant, what are some good/catchy/funny ones you like?

The

'Glasgooow, Glasgooow, Tottenham Hotspur are going to Glasgoooow!'

is sexy.

And the old one in my sig, classic :cool:

And the slow version of when the Spurs go matching in, gradually getting faster and louder, brilliant.

Go.

Reece_Spurs · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:27:51 PM »

It's a bit dated now, but I liked, "You can still Sol Campbell up your ass, you can still sol campbell up your ass, you can stick sol campbell, stick sol campbell, stick sol campbell up your ass. 'Cause we've got Ledley at the back, cause we've got ledley at the back, 'cause we've got ledley, we've got ledley, we've got ledley at the back!!"

Hurry up Ledders and get fit!!

SpursLad · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2007, 07:39:18 AM »

Funny songs like...

Viera woah, Viera woooah
He wants to leave the Scum,
cos Campbell wants his bum,
Viera woah, Viera wooah!

Cheryl Tweedy is a slapper,
she cannot ****ing sing,
And when shes shagging Ashley Cole,
she thinks of Ledley King.

Spurs go marching in, the slow rendition getting faster.
The usual Come On You Spurs gets me going.

razor · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:17:16 AM »

My old man said be a Ars*nal fan,

I said "**** off, bollocks you're a c*nt"

We took the North Bank in half a minute,

We took the the Shed with the Chelsea in it,

We Hammered the Hammers,

With carving knifes and spanners,

We taught the Millwall how to fight,

So I'll never be a Gunner,

Cos every c*nts a runner,

That's what I told my old man.
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Keown, he's got a monkey's head,

He's got a monkey's head

He's got a monkey's head

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There's only one Arsene Wenger,

Only one Arsene Wenger,

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,

Wenger is a f*cking peadophile.

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theospurs · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:07:04 AM »

fresh in my mind from monday. next year youll support man u.
hes jol, hes jol, hes martin, martin jol, hes got no hair but we dont care. martin, martin jol.

Dimitar B. · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2007, 01:17:28 PM »

Martin jol is having a party,
bring your vodka and your Charlie
Arsene wengers having a party,
Bring your sweeties and your smarties

at home to southend ,when they were sitting in park lane:

'Whooos the pikey in my seat! Who's the pikey in my seat!'

theospurs · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2007, 12:04:07 PM »

o yh. lool. then we started singing go back to your caravan. then they sung goback to your concile flat.

Daniisco · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2007, 12:05:45 PM »

Have you ever seen Campbell a bird,

Have you ever seen Campbell a bird,

Have you ever seen Campbell, ever seen Campbell

Ever seen Campbell with a bird.

There's only one Sol Campbell,

There's only one Sol Campbell,

With a packet of sweets

And a cheeky grin,

Campbell likes b*llocks on the chin.

Gino-Ginelli · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2007, 12:06:45 PM »

A very old one but a fave was:

Chim chimminy chim chimminy
chim chim cheroo
Jurgen was a German
but now he's a jew.

Dimitar B. · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2007, 04:02:12 PM »

To the tune of Hokey Cokey - Spurs to West Ham

You put your Argies in
Took your Argies out
The iceman comes
And boots your manager out
Your selling Reo-Coker and your going down
Thats why we like to shout

oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham

misfits, hasbeen, HA HA HA

theospurs · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2007, 04:43:51 PM »

Quote from: Gino-Ginelli;995

A very old one but a fave was:

Chim chimminy chim chimminy
chim chim cheroo
Jurgen was a German
but now he's a jew.

:yeahthat: chim-chimminy chim-chimminy
chim chim cheroo
gross was a christan bbut now hes a jew.
lol

thebrad · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2007, 08:55:38 AM »

Quote from: Dimitar B.;1206

To the tune of Hokey Cokey - Spurs to West Ham

You put your Argies in
Took your Argies out
The iceman comes
And boots your manager out
Your selling Reo-Coker and your going down
Thats why we like to shout

oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham

misfits, hasbeen, HA HA HA

where did i see this before :spoton:

spurs_craig · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2007, 03:59:45 PM »

posh spice is a slapper
she wears a wonder bra
and when she's shagging beckham
she dreams of ginola
'oh ginola 'oh ginola

who likes little boys
who likes little boys
arsen wenger arsen wenger
he likes little boys

(bit old but still fun)
he huffs he puffs
he wears his sisters gloves
ray parlor

englands No.1 england england's No.1

oh bobby zamora.
oh ah
i wanna knooooow
if you'll ever score a goal
oh ah

COYS · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2007, 05:37:16 PM »

The wenger bus is coming,
and all the kids are running,
cos wenger is the driver,
he'd f*** em for a 5'er

theospurs · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2007, 07:05:40 PM »

why dont people sing these that much there halerious