Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question

[Chelmsford_yid]

Simple game, you need to provide the most obvious answer (please try and make it funny) and then follow it up with a question.


Some examples:


Q - 'When will I, will I be famous?


'Next person would respond with the following (maybe?)
A - 'Just as soon as Buxton'Q - 'Why do sheep not shrink in the sun after they have been caught in a downpour?


'The next person may post the following:A - Because nobody puts them in the tumble drierQ - Why is it called marmalade and not orange jam?


And so on, and so on.


So to start off this pointless game to get us through our boring time at work, college or home and to if possible make people giggle, here we go.-----------------------------------------------------


Q: When will I be famous?

[Metalanimal]

Answer: When you finally appear on Crime Watch!

Question:
Why are Ars*nal nick named the Gunners when surely Up The Arse or Up the Enal is more suitable considering their name?

[Paul Finch]

Answer:
  Because we can change Gunners to Gooners


Question:-
  Why are some people argumentative?

[ugs]

Answer : Normally they think they know all the facts !
 
Question : We know the speed of light, so what is the speed of darkness ?

[Paul Finch]

Answer:-
          Depends what time it is.


Question:-
          If my Aunt had balls would that make her my uncle?

[RiffHard]

Answer:

Both

Question:

Why can't some people understand that 'there', 'they're' and 'their' are not all the same?

[Chelmsford_yid]

Answer -


I was never good at English at school


Question -


Why do people ring me during the day,when they know I work nights?!

[aspursfan]

Answer: The want the money you borrowed

Question: Why haven't they invented teleporters yet?

[Metalanimal]

Answer: Maybe cos they cant find a human for the first test run??? but they work fine on call of duty black ops!

Question: Why do strikers always seem to do better before they join us and then when they leave?

[Chelmsford_yid]

Answer - They don't like how loud are fans are it puts them off. 


Question - Do cats really have 9 lives?

[Metalanimal]

Answer: Very doubtful as I yet to see a cat get up after being run over by a car.

Question: If you went to a swinging partner swap event, would your partner be really pissed off if your swap couple was Mr & Mrs Peter Beardsley?

[Chelmsford_yid]

Answer - Im single, So I wouldn't be at such event 


Question - What came first the chicken or egg?

[Metalanimal]

Answer: If it is a chocolate egg no chicken is involved 

Question: Why do politicians always answer a question with another question?

[spursjoolz]

Answer:  Is it just a means to avoid answering your question?

Question: Where do morons come from?

[Chelmsford_yid]

Answer - Mars

Question - will the earth ever end?