if we keep crouch i will soil my speedos

[bigv]

Is it me or have I awoken from some foul nightmare with a slow feeling of unease and dread slowly encompassing my already delicate heart. I get an ever so slight feeling that Harry faceflapps is planning a striker overhaul this summer yet keen on retaining the services of el giraffe, 3mp, cant shoot crouch. surely not!!!! This guy is the worst striker plying his trade in the premiership. Please guys tell me it aint so. The only thing more frightening than this is the prospect of a another season with keane and jenas. It is a bitter pill to swallow so why not swallow the entire packet and be done with this continuous suffering.

[taimedowne]

He may not be the worst, but he's a long way from being the best. If it were up to me he'd be the first of our strikers out (Keane has already gone to my mind). I dont think we have seen the best of Pav yet and we know JD has goals in him. I hate the way we play with Crouch in the team. Hit it long hope for a knock down. It's archaic Billy Nick would be turning in his grave. We have a fantastic midfield who play some lovely football at times but we always resort to kick it and chase it when Crouch is on the field. He's ok to bring on 10 mins from the end if we are chasing a game but to start with him is a waste of time. He doesn't hold the ball particulaly well and gives away to many fouls. He formed a decent partnership with VdV but I think Rafa would benefit even more from a partner with more guile and a bit less bludgeon.   

[bigv]

Exactly. It gets embarassing. Maybe a career as a porn star will beckon. Peter "the Length" crouch stars in "Midnight tales from the giraffe enclosure".

[Spurs218]

I wanna keep him so I can keep my song.

"he's big he's tall he likes the spanish brass peter crouch"

[taimedowne]

I wanna keep him so I can keep my song.

"he's big he's tall he likes the spanish brass peter crouch"

Oh ok then we better keep him if it makes you happy. But remember if he gets sent off again or misses another sitter it's all your fault.

[Spurs218]

I wanna keep him so I can keep my song.

"he's big he's tall he likes the spanish brass peter crouch"

Oh ok then we better keep him if it makes you happy. But remember if he gets sent off again or misses another sitter it's all your fault.

  I'll accept any blame. I presume you mean "when he misses another sitter"?

[Metalanimal]

We sold the man that has the stealth of a baby lamb years ago for a reason, why was a buy back ever sanctioned!  so same Defoe we should have never brought him back.

I would like to see Pav stay and given a run in the team with Arrys pets Defoe and Crouch shipped out. 

As already said our style when "Mr Fluff 15 golden chances" is on the pitch is dire and not our way of play.

Lets face it, the tactic dont work (unless we are playing Euro opposition with a brain dead manager in charge!)  Opposition managers must love it when they see Crouch on the team sheet makes our style of play and attack tactics so f**king transparent!

I hope to see him go and that moaning little twat Defoe go as well.  Keane I hope goes to another boyhood club maybe Cheltenham town or sumin lol

[Holtspur]

We sold the man that has the stealth of a baby lamb years ago for a reason, why was a buy back ever sanctioned!  so same Defoe we should have never brought him back.

I would like to see Pav stay and given a run in the team with Arrys pets Defoe and Crouch shipped out. 

As already said our style when "Mr Fluff 15 golden chances" is on the pitch is dire and not our way of play.

Lets face it, the tactic dont work (unless we are playing Euro opposition with a brain dead manager in charge!)  Opposition managers must love it when they see Crouch on the team sheet makes our style of play and attack tactics so f**king transparent!

I hope to see him go and that moaning little twat Defoe go as well.  Keane I hope goes to another boyhood club maybe Cheltenham town or sumin lol

I live in Cheltenham and they are on the lookout for a striker lol Its amazing how many boyhood clubs Keano has!