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Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« on: January 12, 2011, 06:42:41 PM »
David Bentley has joined Birmingham City on a six month loan deal.
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/articles/blues-loan-for-bentley-120111.html

Hopefully he'll get some good performances and manages to raise his price (if one has not been agreed with Blues).

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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2011, 06:52:36 PM »
poor old bents tried too hard to become beckham 2.0 but just couldnt do it. Flashes of brilliance but rays of mediocrity from the guy with more hair-dos than...................... erm.................david beckham.


always struck me as a guy with the i.q  of a rice-crispie. All trick, flicks and no end product. Wont miss him or his no doubt exorbitant wages.


Shame he showed such promise with his star-jumps, kicking of  rooftop footballs into skips, hanging out with pre-pubescent rock stars and jumping into pools with his foot on fire. What a man.







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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2011, 06:53:35 PM »
other worthy contributions include free kick training methods

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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2011, 06:54:33 PM »
as previously mentioned lol
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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2011, 06:55:30 PM »
what a guy, he will be missed




until the season ends of course





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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 07:09:45 PM »
Lets hope he does well, puts in some good shop window displays whilst being test driven at Brum, they will then wanna keep him and pay more than 3 mill at the end of teh season with a bit of luck!  :up:

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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2011, 07:17:14 PM »
the most hilarious but utterly true story about Bentley was that 2yrs ago (I think) one of those player-rating systems eg. Opta Index actually stated that Bentley was the fastest player with the ball at his feet in the Pre at 23mph approx.... faster than Lennon... faaster than Ronaldo...

totally true story you might be able to google it.... my gasted had never been so flabbered before...

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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2011, 07:20:05 PM »
pity he can only run 4mph without it :2funny:

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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2011, 08:11:37 PM »
he mistook the football for a mass of congealed hair-gel.... never seen him move so fast  :D

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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2011, 09:48:47 PM »
Good luck Beno  :up:


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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2011, 01:50:19 AM »
http://www.soccerbible.com/news/general/archive/2009/01/12/football-news-bentley-amp-puma-fastest-in-premier-league-12-01-09.aspx

Hmmm. I'd love to see the criteria for this.

Were they in a moving vechile at the time???

cant be accurate......cant it ??? 
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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 01:06:56 PM »
 That is a really good looking shoe, though. I bet they would make me faster!  ;)
He's strained his left adductor muscle it says. Whats that then ? Do we all have those or just footballers ? I wonder how mine are ? *courtesy of taimedowne*

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Re: Bentley joins Birmingham City on loan
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2011, 01:12:59 PM »
If they could make me just move in a manner that ressembles a run I may believe it and hail them as the miracle boots the ad suggests lol...... worth a try I wonder  ???
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