I can just see it now there is Becks out there on our training pitch having walked out, holding Lennons hand and saying "today I will teach you skills you wouldnt believe were possible, for the purpose of this you will call me Mr Footballing Messiah as my main role whilst here is to teach you to cross a ball and hit a target"
Lennon replies "yeah whatever mate long as ya dont get injuried doing up ya laces, werent ya made famous by one of the spice girls??"
Beckham "Aaron my young apprentice noone else could possibly teach you this great skill, no paid coach in the world but here I am here now after walking on water to show you how to follow in my great footsteps where brand Beckham has achieved so much"