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Best Spurs Joke Ever .........
« on: September 29, 2010, 04:54:39 PM »
Two Jewish Spurs fans , Manny and Ted, meet in the street one summers day,
Many is a little annoyed and turns to Ted and says "Have you seen the fixture list?"
"No" said Ted "What's the problem?"
"It's the Ars*nal game, it's on the same day as Yom Kippur!!"
"Really that's bad, What are we going to do?" asks Ted
"We'll have to tape it" says Manny
"What the whole service!!!" says Ted
 
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Re: Best Spurs Joke Ever .........
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 05:15:54 PM »
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Re: Best Spurs Joke Ever .........
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 05:35:49 PM »
Quality ugs!

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Re: Best Spurs Joke Ever .........
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2010, 06:52:18 PM »
nice for us non believers


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Re: Best Spurs Joke Ever .........
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 11:50:58 AM »
of course its ridiculous, video cassettes, even DVD recording wouldnt really last long enough for  the whole ceremony....

they should attend the ceremony and tape the game instead (assuming its televised of course).... simples.

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Re: Best Spurs Joke Ever .........
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 12:39:18 PM »
of course its ridiculous, video cassettes, even DVD recording wouldnt really last long enough for  the whole ceremony....

they should attend the ceremony and tape the game instead (assuming its televised of course).... simples.
s**t, Keowny, you are unbelieavable.

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Re: Best Spurs Joke Ever .........
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 02:28:29 PM »
s**t Riffsy.... you fell for it.... :lol: