May 4th Match

[Glenn R]

Looks like the game is sold out. Anyone have two adjacent tickets they'd be willing to sell?

According to the Web site all league home games to the end of the season are now sold out.

[Chelmsford_yid]

I just bought tickets, two separate ones for me and my wife. One is in section 1, the other is 24. Anyone willing to trade tickets so my wife and I can sit closer? Thanks

I only have one ticket in block 20, sorry buddy.

[Drbob524]

No worries, Im just glad we got two tickets. and my wife and I decided that the match in right in the middle of our 2 week holiday, so we might like a little time apart 

[baldbloke]

No worries, Im just glad we got two tickets. and my wife and I decided that the match in right in the middle of our 2 week holiday, so we might like a little time apart 

That's great, as football matches are not the right places for woman. They always make stupid remarks about players legs, ask stupid questions about the offside rule, and complain about the catering. Have a good day our mate !!

[Glenn R]

Me thinks you've gone to football matches with the wrong women. I have found the opposite; knowledgeable and very interested and loyal supporters

Talking about stupid remarks; it is not only women who make them.

[Chelmsford_yid]

I like meeting up with my felmale friend when she goes, she far better looking then my old man who sometimes go too.

[baldbloke]

Me thinks you've gone to football matches with the wrong women. I have found the opposite; knowledgeable and very interested and loyal supporters

Talking about stupid remarks; it is not only women who make them.

I have nothing against women, in fact I own my own one. Women are not genetically programmed to understand football, and their hormones stop them from thinking logically. That said however, we do need them at the Lane for catering staff purposes. 

If things carry on as they are, it won't be long before we have woman officials and they start playing themselves.

[RiffHard]

Me thinks you've gone to football matches with the wrong women. I have found the opposite; knowledgeable and very interested and loyal supporters

Talking about stupid remarks; it is not only women who make them.

I have nothing against women, in fact I own my own one. Women are not genetically programmed to understand football, and their hormones stop them from thinking logically. That said however, we do need them at the Lane for catering staff purposes. 

If things carry on as they are, it won't be long before we have woman officials and they start playing themselves.

Is that you baldbloke? Or maybe the fleabag?

[baldbloke]

Me thinks you've gone to football matches with the wrong women. I have found the opposite; knowledgeable and very interested and loyal supporters

Talking about stupid remarks; it is not only women who make them.

I have nothing against women, in fact I own my own one. Women are not genetically programmed to understand football, and their hormones stop them from thinking logically. That said however, we do need them at the Lane for catering staff purposes. 

If things carry on as they are, it won't be long before we have woman officials and they start playing themselves.

Is that you baldbloke? Or maybe the fleabag?

Who the F is fleabag, and shouldn't it be fleebag ?

[Glenn R]

I have nothing against women, in fact I own my own one. Women are not genetically programmed to understand football, and their hormones stop them from thinking logically. That said however, we do need them at the Lane for catering staff purposes.

I think the problem here is with the women you hang around with. The women I know are logical and intelligent.... but they do say that when we look for a partner we look for something similar to what we are; so that might explain how you understand women

If things carry on as they are, it won't be long before we have woman officials and they start playing themselves.

We've got women officials; i.e. a woman linesman. She was at the Lane a few games ago.

[baldbloke]

I have nothing against women, in fact I own my own one. Women are not genetically programmed to understand football, and their hormones stop them from thinking logically. That said however, we do need them at the Lane for catering staff purposes.

I think the problem here is with the women you hang around with. The women I know are logical and intelligent.... but they do say that when we look for a partner we look for something similar to what we are; so that might explain how you understand women

If things carry on as they are, it won't be long before we have woman officials and they start playing themselves.

We've got women officials; i.e. a woman linesman. She was at the Lane a few games ago.

 I can only presume you are one of three things, a Liberal, a woman, or worse still , a modern man.

I love women, and they have a place in society, but football grounds are man's domane. If you take your bird to fiootball, who is going to have your dinner ready for you when you get home.

THINK ABOUT IT

[Glenn R]

 I can only presume you are one of three things, a Liberal, a woman, or worse still , a modern man.

As opposed to somebody living in the past?

I love women, and they have a place in society, but football grounds are man's domane. If you take your bird to fiootball, who is going to have your dinner ready for you when you get home.

THINK ABOUT IT

At least that made me laugh. In that one paragraph it tells me more about you and which century you come from. Have you ever heard of the Dodo? It died out; extinct, a dead Dodo. Once extinct it will never come back.

THINK ABOUT IT

[baldbloke]

Your right, I am extremely old, but believe me the UK was a better place before Liberalism, political correctness, multiculturalism and women's lib. You could say what you wanted to whom you wanted without the fear of being arrested. Bill Nicholson will be turning in his grave if he can see what is happening to football.

[Yiddite]

My wife "knows" more about football than I do and that is why
she  doesn't watch it with me.           

[baldbloke]

My wife "knows" more about football than I do and that is why
she  doesn't watch it with me.           

I can only presume your wife has more than her fair share of male hormones. By any chance does she have a beard and drinks pints of real ale ?