I'm guna have to disagree with your views on crouch. Yes he may look a bit clueless but he can play.
I'm a big fan of his, he has a decent touch for a big man, and is a real threat in the air. I would like him to see score more goals but I think he brings a different way to play to the table. I think ref's are far to harsh in Crouchy as his height draws to many fouls. If he kept his arms away from the defender I think he would draw less fouls against himself - that does annoy me slightly about Peter, but that goal vs City last season cemented my love for him ha ha. But just to add what he brings to the team is his work defensively, he's a great asset when defending free kicks and corners. Teams find It very difficult to clear Crouch if he's defending the front post.
Gotta keep Crouchy if you ask me..