Campbell - Judas Iscumiot/No-Soul Scumball
Milan Baros - Buck-Tooth
Christian Vieri - Divieri
Paul Stalteri - Diesel (God knows why the Voyageurs call him that :p)
Lukas Podolski - Prinz Poldi
Teemu Tainio - Tornion Terrieri (it's Finnish, but this is so easy to figure out)
Francesco Totti - Francesca Tw@tti
Pekka Lagerblom - Power-Pekka
Lars Hirschfeld - Hirschie
Tomasz Radzinski - Radgimpski (what I call him when I'm mad at him :p)
Dwayne De Rosario - DeRo
Most of the good ones I come up with are for teams, not players :ph34r: