Early predictions for next season

[baldbloke]

I am asking you all to have a look into the crystal ball, so don't chicken out and tell me you don't want to do it until the end of the transfer season. here are mine

Spurs Predictions

1) Modric will go, as well as a few fringe and youth players
2) We will sign a striker, albeit we need two.
3) We will sign a centre half, albeit we need two. Possibly Caulker's return will be the 2nd.
4) In my opinion we need another winger and a goalkeeper, but neither of these will be signed.
5) AVB will be a terrible flop and will be sacked in the 2nd half of the season.
6) Levy will have yet another go at getting us into the Olympic stadium.
7) We will finish between 9th and 12th
We will reach the semi final of at least one cup, and then get knocked out (as usual)

Other predictions
1) Arry will go to West Ham at some point, and they will finish above us.
2) Citeh will win the league again
3) Citeh will win the FA cup and do well in the CL, albeit not win it
4) Fergi will retire at the end of the season

[RSS61]

I am asking you all to have a look into the crystal ball, so don't chicken out and tell me you don't want to do it until the end of the transfer season. here are mine

Spurs Predictions

1) Modric will go, as well as a few fringe and youth players
2) We will sign a striker, albeit we need two.
3) We will sign a centre half, albeit we need two. Possibly Caulker's return will be the 2nd.
4) In my opinion we need another winger and a goalkeeper, but neither of these will be signed.
5) AVB will be a terrible flop and will be sacked in the 2nd half of the season.
6) Levy will have yet another go at getting us into the Olympic stadium.
7) We will finish between 9th and 12th
We will reach the semi final of at least one cup, and then get knocked out (as usual)

Other predictions
1) Arry will go to West Ham at some point, and they will finish above us.
2) Citeh will win the league again
3) Citeh will win the FA cup and do well in the CL, albeit not win it
4) Fergi will retire at the end of the season

I think I might slit my wrists 

[RiffHard]

1. Every player will be sold/released. Including Sigurdsson.
2. Levy will commit suicide by jumping off the London Eye.
3. WHL will be demolished.
4. Tottenham Hotspur will take Rangers' place in SPL.
5. Tottenham Hotspur will finish last in SPL.
6. Tottenham Hotspur will go into administration.
7. Some optimistic views could appear on SpursNetwork.
8. Andre Villas-Boas will become a moderator on SpursNetwork.

[ugs]

1. Modric will leave.
2. We will end the transfer window in a panic trying to sign 3 or 4 players on the cheap and get 1 out of the 3 ending up woefully inadequate in the squad.
3. AVB will squat on the sidelines looking like a demented chicken !!
4. We will have the worst start to a Premier League season for the last 5 years !!!
5. There will be a campaign started on the terraces to to get rid of AVB/Levy by the end of October.
6. Ars*nal will have their worst season in the Premiership and we will still finish below them.
7. AVB will be sacked before the end of the season and get a huge payoff for completely cocking up our club !!!
8. Fingers crossed we will end the season with a decent manager and a new chairman !!!!
 
 
 

[baldbloke]

1. Modric will leave.
2. We will end the transfer window in a panic trying to sign 3 or 4 players on the cheap and get 1 out of the 3 ending up woefully inadequate in the squad.
3. AVB will squat on the sidelines looking like a demented chicken !!
4. We will have the worst start to a Premier League season for the last 5 years !!!
5. There will be a campaign started on the terraces to to get rid of AVB/Levy by the end of October.
6. Ars*nal will have their worst season in the Premiership and we will still finish below them.

Give me my crystal ball back 
7. AVB will be sacked before the end of the season and get a huge payoff for completely cocking up our club !!!
8. Fingers crossed we will end the season with a decent manager and a new chairman !!!!
 
 

[dimexi]

6. Ars*nal will have their worst season in the Premiership and we will still finish below them.
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Very funny - But soooo true

[dimexi]

What I hope happens:

1. Spurs sign Remy, RVP (I know, but wouldn't it be great if he helped us challenge for the prem? and he is a bloody good player), Vertognen,  A winger (not sure who at the moment tho.)
2. We finish higher than Ars*nal in a comfortable 2nd or 3rd
3. Win the Fa cup
4. Sell the dead wood and use it to buy in some up and coming unheard of talent that form the spine of the team for the next 5 years.
5. Levy leaves spurs and is replaced with a spurs supporter who loves the club, runs it well, keeps an eye on the finances but knows when to spend big.
6. Modric decides that Spurs are going places and turns down a huge contract offer from Real Madrid, stating that he loves the club and wants to end his career here.
7. I become Spurs manager

What I fear could happen:

1. Modric to Ars*nal
2. Deal for Vertognen collapses, but that is ok ............because we sign Titus Bramble
3. We splash the cash and sign a quality striker...........Shevchenko
4. We agree a fee to buy Robben but Levy looks at the players we have not managed to sell and sees Bentley on the list. Why buy another winger, when we still have that gem on the books.
5. AVB has the best start in spurs history, winning the first 11 games on the trot, Great news?...........We then lose the next 20 games and draw the last 5, just finishing outside relegation. What a year!
6. Levy sacks AVB on last day of the season and appoints himself as manager, stating that he has been around the club long enough to know how to manage.
7. Spurs win the FA cup..........Tottenham Ladies.

What I think will happen:

1. Spurs will sign a number of young players of reasonable standard in the hope they will turn into stars.
2. Modric will leave for real madrid or man utd
3. We will miss out on some key signings, because Levy plays hard ball over minor details.
4. Signings will come in dribs and drabs over the summer, with a last minute panic buy at the end.
5. Spurs will finish between 5th and 8th
6. AVB lasts the season, but Levy will have a decision to make.
7. Spurs sell Bale at the end of the season.

[aspursfan]

1. Modric will leave.
2. We will end the transfer window in a panic trying to sign 3 or 4 players on the cheap and get 1 out of the 3 ending up woefully inadequate in the squad.
3. AVB will squat on the sidelines looking like a demented chicken !!
4. We will have the worst start to a Premier League season for the last 5 years !!!
5. There will be a campaign started on the terraces to to get rid of AVB/Levy by the end of October.
6. Ars*nal will have their worst season in the Premiership and we will still finish below them.
7. AVB will be sacked before the end of the season and get a huge payoff for completely cocking up our club !!!
8. Fingers crossed we will end the season with a decent manager and a new chairman !!!!
 
 
 

9. Jenas returns and is named captain