Got broken up with on Saturday. Saw City rape us Sunday. Awful weekend. I got so drunk last night that I woke up 4 hours late to work and just said f**k it and called out sick...
The only good thing that's happened to me the last few days is meeting my new neighbor, who is a hot little Asian girl. Although I was so drunk last night that I needed her to open my front door for me because apparently using a key was too complicated. I make great first impressions!
City and United are both looking very hard to beat. Chelsea... Not so much.