Laying out the Welcome Mat

[OL'BOLTY]

As some may be aware, there is a General Election coming up in Ireland.


Have just placed small sign by my doorbell :-




If you are a Politician, or are seeking political support (for whichever party), before ringing my doorbell consider this :-

45 feet should see you at the limit of my property.

My dog, who hates politicians, should be able to cover that distance in approx. one second, can you?

So, unless you are related to Usain Bolt......

Here's hoping that it keeps the useless, feckless bastards away...