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An Ode to a Football Shirt

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An Ode to a Football Shirt
« on: May 13, 2007, 11:45:03 AM »
My sons got a lecture from me just last night,
In this house,a football shirt has to be white.
The emblem's a cockerel that stands on a ball
For 125 years,count 'em all.
This is a serious matter I said,
Don't ever let me catch you two wearing red.
Your Uncle's a gooner,but it's not his fault,
He's uneducated,he's never been taught
That really there's only one North London side,
With bag's full of history,brimming with pride.
Only the England home kit may be worn,
The red one will get accidently torn.
So have I made myself perfectly clear,
White's the predominant colour in here.
They looked at me puzzled,but what could I do?,
One's only nine months old,one's not quite two!

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"I swear by almighty God
to be a yid,a whole yid and nothing but a yid
I promise to raise my kids in the way of the yiddo
and protect them from the evil in red"

Yidesis,chapter one,verse one

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2007, 11:54:13 AM »
lmao. Mate that is so good.:lolabove:

"The red one will get accidentally torn." :lol:

Do you mind if I put this on the front page?

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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2007, 11:56:51 AM »
be my guest
"I swear by almighty God
to be a yid,a whole yid and nothing but a yid
I promise to raise my kids in the way of the yiddo
and protect them from the evil in red"

Yidesis,chapter one,verse one

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2007, 12:01:41 PM »
Quality mate.

An Ode to a Football Shirt
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2007, 12:46:57 PM »
Absoulotley Correct m8. U got to teach them the way of life.

An Ode to a Football Shirt
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2007, 01:40:49 PM »
Good work mate!

An Ode to a Football Shirt
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2007, 03:06:45 PM »
great work

An Ode to a Football Shirt
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2007, 05:34:53 PM »
Mate, that's brilliant :lmao:

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An Ode to a Football Shirt
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2007, 07:24:05 PM »
You clearly have a talent!

An Ode to a Football Shirt
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2007, 09:52:45 PM »
That is just amazing and brilliant mate.

no red
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2007, 02:11:21 AM »
my seven year old daughter who is spurs through and through will not wear anything red .my fault but she does me proud
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An Ode to a Football Shirt
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2007, 07:31:03 AM »
Quote from: radders;9118
my seven year old daughter who is spurs through and through will not wear anything red .my fault but she does me proud


Good! You have to also make sure she "converts" into the right religion her classmates as well !! :bangles:
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