Who Are These Guys?
Guardian.co.uk
Honestly, would anyone expect a club that just formed out of a rag-tag group of Tottenham Hotspur fans to defeat two clubs from higher leagues in such dominating fashion? Well, Spurs Network FC have defied the laws of football physics by outscoring their first two opponents 5-nil!
First, Spurs Network FC defeats Shrewsbury, from Division Two, 2-0, and only allows them four attempts at goal, all of which they missed. And now today, they completely shut down Chesterfield, from Division One, without allowing them anything! 3-0 was the final score.
Outspoken team captain DC76 points the finger for the defensive domination in this match squarely at left back C.L.S and right back Will.
"Shrewsbury came at us from the air, and they got nowhere because of Dimitar B. and me," he said. "Well, today, Chesterfield tried flanking us and got DEE-NIED because of Will and C.L.S locking those flanks down tighter than a prison! They were both beasts. ME LIKEY!!"
But defence only prevents the other team from scoring. SNFC got two goals and an assist from central midfielder THFC, which DC was quick to praise as well, as also was manager Daniel.
"The guy was unbelievable," the SNFC manager said. "DC was calling him a 'quintessential rebound hound,' and that must be Canadian-speak for a guy who crashes the net when the keeper can't clear the ball. Awesome coming forward, creating chances and finishing them with equal proficiency... he was fantastic."