Your Ideal Woman

[OL'BOLTY]

I post this whilst pining for Dervla
 
http://www.sarahrickard.com/images/DervlaKirwan/index.html
 
 
 
 

[RiffHard]

My wife or Ophelia Lovibond.

[DC76]

Closest woman to my ideal that actually exists is this gorgeous young lady who is a fellow seminary student of mine (we're studying Applied Linguistics and Exegesis together). She's physically attractive, has great taste in music, is smart and funny, and she loves the Lord. What more could a Christian dude ask for? 

[tedrox]

jessica alba by far is the sexiest women in the world.

[tedrox]

followed closely by megan fox.

[Glenn R]

Caroline Munro

[spursjoolz]

I am married to the ideal woman.   

[Glenn R]

I am married to the ideal woman.   

That is good to hear it.... otherwise you probably would be spending a fortune.

[baldbloke]

My wife or Ophelia Lovibond.

Don't really like Ophelia Lovibond, but your old woman ain't bad 

[baldbloke]

Don't think she has been created, but here is the criteria

1) Looks great dressed and undressed
2) Obedient
3) Doesn't like spending money
4) Liberal minded
5) Will sleep with my mates and doesn't mind being video'd
6) Doesn't try to understand football
7) Good house keeper
Good cook
9) Doesn't have smelly farts
10) Earns enough money to keep me at home

My present wife only fits in to category  5 

[Glenn R]

Don't think she has been created, but here is the criteria

1) Looks great dressed and undressed
2) Obedient
3) Doesn't like spending money
4) Liberal minded
5) Will sleep with my mates and doesn't mind being video'd
6) Doesn't try to understand football
7) Good house keeper
Good cook
9) Doesn't have smelly farts
10) Earns enough money to keep me at home

My present wife only fits in to category  5 

Your "present wife"? How many have you had then? Going by what you wrote above I would imagine you are on something in the region of a thousand or more and going up by the day.