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Tottenham Discussion => Spurs Chat => Topic started by: Dimitar B. on March 22, 2007, 09:52:08 PM
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So we all love a good chant, what are some good/catchy/funny ones you like?
The
'Glasgooow, Glasgooow, Tottenham Hotspur are going to Glasgoooow!'
is sexy.
And the old one in my sig, classic :cool:
And the slow version of when the Spurs go matching in, gradually getting faster and louder, brilliant.
Go.
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It's a bit dated now, but I liked, "You can still Sol Campbell up your ass, you can still sol campbell up your ass, you can stick sol campbell, stick sol campbell, stick sol campbell up your ass. 'Cause we've got Ledley at the back, cause we've got ledley at the back, 'cause we've got ledley, we've got ledley, we've got ledley at the back!!"
Hurry up Ledders and get fit!! :D
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Funny songs like...
Viera woah, Viera woooah
He wants to leave the Scum,
cos Campbell wants his bum,
Viera woah, Viera wooah!
Cheryl Tweedy is a slapper,
she cannot ****ing sing,
And when shes shagging Ashley Cole,
she thinks of Ledley King.
Spurs go marching in, the slow rendition getting faster.
The usual Come On You Spurs gets me going.
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My old man said be a Ars*nal fan,
I said "**** off, bollocks you're a c*nt"
We took the North Bank in half a minute,
We took the the Shed with the Chelsea in it,
We Hammered the Hammers,
With carving knifes and spanners,
We taught the Millwall how to fight,
So I'll never be a Gunner,
Cos every c*nts a runner,
That's what I told my old man.
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Keown, he's got a monkey's head,
He's got a monkey's head
He's got a monkey's head
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There's only one Arsene Wenger,
Only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a f*cking peadophile.
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fresh in my mind from monday. next year youll support man u.
hes jol, hes jol, hes martin, martin jol, hes got no hair but we dont care. martin, martin jol.
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Martin jol is having a party,
bring your vodka and your Charlie
Arsene wengers having a party,
Bring your sweeties and your smarties :D
at home to southend ,when they were sitting in park lane:
'Whooos the pikey in my seat! Who's the pikey in my seat!' :D
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o yh. lool. then we started singing go back to your caravan. then they sung goback to your concile flat.
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Have you ever seen Campbell a bird,
Have you ever seen Campbell a bird,
Have you ever seen Campbell, ever seen Campbell
Ever seen Campbell with a bird.
There's only one Sol Campbell,
There's only one Sol Campbell,
With a packet of sweets
And a cheeky grin,
Campbell likes b*llocks on the chin.
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A very old one but a fave was:
Chim chimminy chim chimminy
chim chim cheroo
Jurgen was a German
but now he's a jew.
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To the tune of Hokey Cokey - Spurs to West Ham
You put your Argies in
Took your Argies out
The iceman comes
And boots your manager out
Your selling Reo-Coker and your going down
Thats why we like to shout
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
misfits, hasbeen, HA HA HA
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A very old one but a fave was:
Chim chimminy chim chimminy
chim chim cheroo
Jurgen was a German
but now he's a jew.
:yeahthat: chim-chimminy chim-chimminy
chim chim cheroo
gross was a christan bbut now hes a jew.
lol
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To the tune of Hokey Cokey - Spurs to West Ham
You put your Argies in
Took your Argies out
The iceman comes
And boots your manager out
Your selling Reo-Coker and your going down
Thats why we like to shout
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
misfits, hasbeen, HA HA HA
where did i see this before :spoton:
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posh spice is a slapper
she wears a wonder bra
and when she's shagging beckham
she dreams of ginola
'oh ginola 'oh ginola
who likes little boys
who likes little boys
arsen wenger arsen wenger
he likes little boys
(bit old but still fun)
he huffs he puffs
he wears his sisters gloves
ray parlor
englands No.1 england england's No.1
oh bobby zamora.
oh ah
i wanna knooooow
if you'll ever score a goal
oh ah
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The wenger bus is coming,
and all the kids are running,
cos wenger is the driver,
he'd f*** em for a 5'er
:)
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why dont people sing these that much there halerious
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cos the club has gone all f*cking PC and any swearing or pedo calling will result in the singer getting his ass chucked out....
well done labour briton...mugs
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When the ball hits your head
when your sitting in row Z
its Zamora
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Rofl!!!!
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Aaron Lennon, My Aaron Lennon,
You make me happy
When sky's are grey
Your twice the value
Of Theo Walcott
And by the way,
Sol Campbell,
Your gay.
:D
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You got too be joking right? You should have heard the stuff the Chelsea fans were coming out with at Stamford Bridge for the first FA Cup game.
"I've got for-skin" and all that.
Just like too say that Sol Campbell is a total ****.
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Cant beat a bit of 'Doo Doo Dooo Didier Zokora'
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OH hossom Ghaly,
You are the love of my life,
OH hossom Ghaly,
Id let ya shag my wife,
OH hossom Ghaly,
I want curly hair to
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whats the one about campbell hanging from a tree? Not a very nice one but funny
Any anti arseanl songs are a favourite
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whats the one about campbell hanging from a tree? Not a very nice one but funny
Any anti arseanl songs are a favourite
Lol, that will be:
'Campbell wherever you may be
You are the lord of HIV
And we wouldnt give a F
If you were stuck up in a tree
You judas C-nut with HIV'
:D Tune!
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Tweedy is a slapper
She cannot f*cking sing
When she's shagging Ashley Cole
She thinks of Ledley King.
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He shoots
He scores
He'll eat ya labrador
YP LEE YP LEE
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at home to southend ,when they were sitting in park lane:
'Whooos the pikey in my seat! Who's the pikey in my seat!' :D
I liked the Pikey song - I was at that game & funnily enough I actually come from Southend! I think I picked the better team to support don't you?
Lisa x
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We Are Tottenham
Super Tottenham
We Are Tottenham
From The Lane
:D
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One i made up today...
(Tune of Couldnt carry Lampard)
We are Tottenham Hotspur
YIDS
Tottenham hotspur FC
We come from White hart lane
And we are gonnna beat the Chelsea!
To be sung v Chelsea next season :D I hope
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Anything anti Ars*nal and good old glory glory Tottenham Hotspur
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These are all excellent especially the tweedy is a slapper.
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May have already been posted but this is brutal...
Sol, Sol wherever you may be
your on the verge of lunacy
and we don't give a **** if your hanging from a tree
judas **** with HIV
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Not a spurs chant but still funny...
"Dirk Kuyt
Where ever you maybe
You hit every branch of the ugly tree"
:bangles:
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well take more care of archibald he is the original ginger ninja and was class:England:
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Dimi B. - now that's one cracking football song !!! hahaha
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He's bald,
He's bent,
His arse is up for rent,
Sol Campbell, Sol Campbell!!!
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"Whats that coming over the hill,
is it a monster. No its Chimbonda!
:dance2:
COYS!!!!
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"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*k offffffffffffffff Chelsea FC,
You aint got no history,
two league titles and eight FA cups,
Now thats what i call Hisssstory!!!" :gun1:
COYS!!!
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Great one there mate.
Chelski Fc are rubbish
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To tune of the song with the lyrics: "Football crazy, chocolate mad, grab a powerbar and play football with the lads" or something. If you know the song can you give me its title please...
F*ck of chelsea
go find your russian
bring back your gold
and still play sh*te football
repeat
F*ck of chelsea
go find your russian
bring back your gold
and still play sh*te football
OR
F*ck of Ars*nal
go find your pedoville
bring back your sweets
and still win nothing
I think it sounds good...
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Gotta say thats the best one for Chelski like the bit where you say "go find your russian".
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Ars*nal's ONLY song last night, sang for about one minute, was the
'Adebayor, adebayooo-ooooor, give him the ball, and he will scorrre'
Which was good....but we wiped it out with 'Adebayorr, whats the score?' (anyone remember what tune that was?) Which was funny :D
Que Sera was awesome last night, specially with the WHOLE stadium singing it for 10 minutes. Awesome.
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How about, HELLO,HELLO,WE ARE THE TOTTENHAM BOY'S, HELLO, HELLO, WE ARE THE TOTTENHAM BOYS, AND IF YOU ARE AN Ars*nal FAN SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE, WE ALL FOLLOW THE TOTTENHAM. HEH HEH, LUV THAT ONE.
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:D
We sung that quite alot at the Lane on Tuesday, was awesome.
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Ars*nal's ONLY song last night, sang for about one minute, was the
'Adebayor, adebayooo-ooooor, give him the ball, and he will scorrre'
Which was good....but we wiped it out with 'Adebayorr, whats the score?' (anyone remember what tune that was?) Which was funny :D
Que Sera was awesome last night, specially with the WHOLE stadium singing it for 10 minutes. Awesome.
Nah mate, it was "Adebayor your mum's a whore", god I loved that chant. Adebaoyr smiled at us, but then some guy near to me just said "your similing cos you know it's true mate" :lol:
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the one I made up when we beat City 2 - 0. To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
We're on our waaaaaay, to the final!
We're on our waaaaaay, to the final!
We've got a make shift back four,
We're on a European tour.
Taking home the Cup to White Hart Lane!
and one of my favourites is probably
And it's Tottenham Hotspur,
Tottenham Hotspur FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
CHAS AND DAVE!
GET IN!
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We`re the famouse tottenham hotspur and we`re going to wemb-erly
wem-berllllyyy wem-berlllyyy we`re the famouse tottenham hotspur and we`re going to wem-berly
Is this the way to amarillo , thierry henry bites the pillow
Sol campbell f***s his ar*****e
And arsene wenger sleeps with kids
Blue is the colour football is the game
Poor old mathew harding
He should of took the train
Sorry , sorry , sorry , sorry , sorry .What can i say ? I`m damaged goods !
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Just made a new one!
oooooooo,ooo-ooo,ooo-oooo
we've got the best defence in the world
Jonathon Woodgate
Lederley Kiii-ing
Hutton and Gareth Ba-all-all-all
To the tune of this :D
[youtube]ayivhplxuwM&feature=related[/youtube]
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Just made a new one!
oooooooo,ooo-ooo,ooo-oooo
we've got the best defence in the world
Jonathon Woodgate
Lederley Kiii-ing
Hutton and Gareth Ba-all-all-all
To the tune of this :D
Nice one Dimi B! :spoton:
Will be hard getting it sung at the Lane though...
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Anyone wanna try this, get a few mates to sing it with you in a bar before the match... then hopefully everyone will start singing it in the stadium.
If your with a few mates i'm sure it could be done :cool:
Would be hard on your own though :lol:
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Blue is the colour football is the game
Poor old mathew harding
He should of took the train
That is hilarious :lol:
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in the tune of The Wonder Of You by Elvis
He came from Spain to White Hart Lane to win us the Carling Cup, that's Juande, Juande RAMOS!
inspired by this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWcWKS16mEg)
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Haha nice, can't see it catching on in the crowd though!
We need some amazing song for Ramos, one that stands out. He deserves it.
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That is his song....
WHEN YOUR LEG HURTS ALOT
AND YOUR SHINS THROUGH YOUR SOCK
THAT'S EDUARDO
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continued...
WHEN YOU CRY ON THE PITCH
AND YOU SHOULD LIKE A BITCH
THAT'S.... EDUARDO
Just made that up :lol:
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Lmao harsh but funny.
On the way out of mcdonalds on the way home from Wembley, some bloke shouted to the tune of 'The Automatic - Monster' (you know, 'whats that coming over the hill..'
He went
WHATS THAT STICKING OUT OF YOUR SOCK
IS IT YOUR ANKLE!
It was more funny cos he stopped there and was pissed :D
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although a harsh chant an interesting one on sunday was..'Was that coming out of his sock, is it his ankle, is it his ankle'
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Walking up from Seven Sisters last Thurs for the PSV game there were chants from some Spurs fans of..
WHERE IS YOUR BICYCLE
and..
SHALL WE WIN THE WAR FOR YOU
Storts informs me they were sung last night too.
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We did :D
Matt has a sexy voice btw :wub:
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You too babes. Both on the ps3 and on the phone :wub:
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Please stop your queer flirting you two :big_boss:
IT'S SPAMMING :o
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You love it Will, feeling left out. Want to make it a love triangle?
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No thanks,
he has gay hair
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all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small,tottenham won the carling cup ,and arscum won ****all:D
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Thats is quality :)
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all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small,tottenham won the carling cup ,and arscum won ****all:D
Great song, but don't count your chickens just yet - they have still to play Utd (viditch and ferdy out) and Chelski at home, and knowing there luck.....................:(
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Not to mention they will qualify for the Champions League again. Which will earn them more money and attract better players to them than our winning the Carling cup will do for us (not to detract from the wonderfull achievement that it was) .
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Great song, but don't count your chickens just yet - they have still to play Utd (viditch and ferdy out) and Chelski at home, and knowing there luck.....................:(
Ferdinand will be back, so I'm sur United will be fine. They just need to play Fletcher... :lol:
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You may have heard the new torres song, if you dont know it then look below:
[YOUTUBE]DUjRQfJ3f74[/YOUTUBE]
And I found this browsing the net:
Nanananananana
Nanananananana
He leads us forward from the back woodgate woodgate
He scored against the chelsea s*um woodgate woodgate
He used to play in sunny spain
But now hes playing at the lane
Jonny Woodgate Tottenham's number 39
Sing this on saturday and it's the perfect time to get it started, when the slient Boro fans come and visit! :)
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Not bad.
i think it should be like this though
Nanananananana
Nanananananana
He leads us forward from the back, woodgate, woodgate.
He scored against the chelsea s*um, woodgate, woodgate
He used to play in sunny spain,
But now he's playing at White Hart Lane
Jonny Woodgate Nananananana
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Vid doesn't work :(
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all subtle changes, but I think it should be this
Nanananananana
Nanananananana
He leads us forward from the back, woodgate, woodgate.
He scored against the chelsea s*um, woodgate, woodgate
He used to play in sunny spain,
But now he's playing at White Hart Lane
Jonny Woodgate totnam's 39
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"But now he plays at White Hart Lane" scans better.
Vid worked for me, and fair play to the scousers, that's a great song.
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Ah yeah the vid works for me now to -
Quality song!
Well catchy. We should definately try and get it started
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Yeah that IS a great song from the Scousers! Anyway, any sort of singing at the Lane on Saturday would be good because it's been awful the last 2 home games, even in Park Lane.
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Songs from forums never work :)
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To the tune of Craig David - Rewind
Van-Per-sie, when a girl says no, molest 'er.
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That's pretty good :D
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One Dos Santos, there's only one Dos Santos etc etc
Nothing like a bit of Irony
also saw this one which I hope is picked up:
Dos Santos ooooooooooh
Dos Santos ooooooooooh
He comes from Mexico
His dad's Zizinho
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Gotta be worth a bump with some more great ones which I haven't seen mentioned:
"We're the Yid Army
We're the Yid Army
Home and away
To see the Tottenham play
We're the Yid Army"
"Tottenham are here Tottenham are here"
"I wanna go home, I wanna go homeeeee {Insert City here] is a s**t hole I wanna go home"
"f**k off Chelsea FC
you aint got no history
Lampards fat, Ashleys queer
your gonna win f**k all this year"
"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be,
It didn't work out at Notts County,
You're still a c*nt, with HIV,
Your next job's on Gay TV"
"Where the f**k where the f**k where the f**ks this DVD?"
"Ashley Cole how's ya life? John Terry has your shagged your wife"
"Where were you before 03"
"Europa league and we're on the piss"
"Spanish Police are f**king scum"
"Shame about the Ars*nal do do do"
"Your seasons over lalalalala your seasons over lalala your seasons overr trust me when I say"
"Your all :tossa:s, your all :tossa:s at the Bridge your all :tossa:s, your all :tossa:s at the bridge"
Pienaar one which is fantastic so it's a shame he's s**t
"He is an African
He plays at White Hart Lane
WHAT IS HIS NAME?
WHAT IS HIS NAME?
It's Steven Pienaar!
Pi er Pi er Pier naaaar, Pi er naaa, Pi er naaaa,
Pi er Pi er Pi er naaaar, Steven Piernarr"
"North London is ourss, North London is oursssss f**k off back to Woolwich North London is ours"
"f**k off back to South London"
To any kids who like to play up:
"It's time to go homeee, it's time to homeeee mummy is waiting it's time to go home"
"We're taking the piss, we're taking the pissss, strolling through your home town and taking the piss"
"Typical Tottenham taking the piss"
It's pre-season..... I'm bored.....