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Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on March 22, 2007, 09:52:08 PM
So we all love a good chant, what are some good/catchy/funny ones you like?

The

'Glasgooow, Glasgooow, Tottenham Hotspur are going to Glasgoooow!'

is sexy.

And the old one in my sig, classic :cool:

And the slow version of when the Spurs go matching in, gradually getting faster and louder, brilliant.

Go.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Reece_Spurs on March 22, 2007, 11:27:51 PM
It's a bit dated now, but I liked, "You can still Sol Campbell up your ass, you can still sol campbell up your ass, you can stick sol campbell, stick sol campbell, stick sol campbell up your ass. 'Cause we've got Ledley at the back, cause we've got ledley at the back, 'cause we've got ledley, we've got ledley, we've got ledley at the back!!"

Hurry up Ledders and get fit!! :D
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: SpursLad on March 23, 2007, 07:39:18 AM
Funny songs like...

Viera woah, Viera woooah
He wants to leave the Scum,
cos Campbell wants his bum,
Viera woah, Viera wooah!

Cheryl Tweedy is a slapper,
she cannot ****ing sing,
And when shes shagging Ashley Cole,
she thinks of Ledley King.

Spurs go marching in, the slow rendition getting faster.
The usual Come On You Spurs gets me going.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: razor on March 23, 2007, 10:17:16 AM
My old man said be a Ars*nal fan,

I said "**** off, bollocks you're a c*nt"

We took the North Bank in half a minute,

We took the the Shed with the Chelsea in it,

We Hammered the Hammers,

With carving knifes and spanners,

We taught the Millwall how to fight,

So I'll never be a Gunner,

Cos every c*nts a runner,

That's what I told my old man.
========================================================

Keown, he's got a monkey's head,

He's got a monkey's head

He's got a monkey's head

 =============================================

There's only one Arsene Wenger,

Only one Arsene Wenger,

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,

Wenger is a f*cking peadophile.

==================================================
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: theospurs on March 23, 2007, 11:07:04 AM
fresh in my mind from monday. next year youll support man u.
hes jol, hes jol, hes martin, martin jol, hes got no hair but we dont care. martin, martin jol.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on March 24, 2007, 01:17:28 PM
Martin jol is having a party,
bring your vodka and your Charlie
Arsene wengers having a party,
Bring your sweeties and your smarties :D


at home to southend ,when they were sitting in park lane:

'Whooos the pikey in my seat! Who's the pikey in my seat!' :D
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: theospurs on March 25, 2007, 12:04:07 PM
o yh. lool. then we started singing go back to your caravan. then they sung goback to your concile flat.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Daniisco on March 25, 2007, 12:05:45 PM
Have you ever seen Campbell a bird,

Have you ever seen Campbell a bird,

Have you ever seen Campbell, ever seen Campbell

Ever seen Campbell with a bird.

 

There's only one Sol Campbell,

There's only one Sol Campbell,

With a packet of sweets

And a cheeky grin,

Campbell likes b*llocks on the chin.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Gino-Ginelli on March 25, 2007, 12:06:45 PM
A very old one but a fave was:

Chim chimminy chim chimminy
chim chim cheroo
Jurgen was a German
but now he's a jew.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on March 26, 2007, 04:02:12 PM
To the tune of Hokey Cokey - Spurs to West Ham

You put your Argies in
Took your Argies out
The iceman comes
And boots your manager out
Your selling Reo-Coker and your going down
Thats why we like to shout

oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham

misfits, hasbeen, HA HA HA
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: theospurs on March 26, 2007, 04:43:51 PM
Quote from: Gino-Ginelli;995
A very old one but a fave was:

Chim chimminy chim chimminy
chim chim cheroo
Jurgen was a German
but now he's a jew.

:yeahthat: chim-chimminy chim-chimminy
chim chim cheroo
gross was a christan bbut now hes a jew.
lol
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: thebrad on March 27, 2007, 08:55:38 AM
Quote from: Dimitar B.;1206
To the tune of Hokey Cokey - Spurs to West Ham

You put your Argies in
Took your Argies out
The iceman comes
And boots your manager out
Your selling Reo-Coker and your going down
Thats why we like to shout

oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham
oooooh w*nky, w*nky west ham

misfits, hasbeen, HA HA HA


where did i see this before :spoton:
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: spurs_craig on March 29, 2007, 03:59:45 PM
posh spice is a slapper
she wears a wonder bra
and when she's shagging beckham
she dreams of ginola
'oh ginola 'oh ginola


who likes little boys
who likes little boys
arsen wenger arsen wenger
he likes little boys


(bit old but still fun)
he huffs he puffs
he wears his sisters gloves
ray parlor


englands No.1 england england's No.1

oh bobby zamora.
oh ah
i wanna knooooow
if you'll ever score a goal
oh ah
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: COYS on March 29, 2007, 05:37:16 PM
The wenger bus is coming,
and all the kids are running,
cos wenger is the driver,
he'd f*** em for a 5'er

:)
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: theospurs on March 29, 2007, 07:05:40 PM
why dont people sing these that much there halerious
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: spurs_craig on March 30, 2007, 01:24:04 AM
cos the club has gone all f*cking PC and any swearing or pedo calling will result in the singer getting his ass chucked out....

well done labour briton...mugs
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: SpursLad on March 30, 2007, 05:16:07 PM
When the ball hits your head
when your sitting in row Z
its Zamora
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: DC76 on March 30, 2007, 06:56:03 PM
Rofl!!!!
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on March 30, 2007, 07:11:53 PM
Aaron Lennon, My Aaron Lennon,
You make me happy
When sky's are grey
Your twice the value
Of Theo Walcott
And by the way,
Sol Campbell,
Your gay.

:D
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Powerage on March 31, 2007, 04:36:54 AM
You got too be joking right? You should have heard the stuff the Chelsea fans were coming out with at Stamford Bridge for the first FA Cup game.

"I've got for-skin" and all that.

Just like too say that Sol Campbell is a total ****.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dom18 on March 31, 2007, 01:15:24 PM
Cant beat a bit of 'Doo Doo Dooo Didier Zokora'
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: COYS on March 31, 2007, 07:40:33 PM
OH hossom Ghaly,
You are the love of my life,
OH hossom Ghaly,
Id let ya shag my wife,
OH hossom Ghaly,
I want curly hair to
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Goldy77 on April 07, 2007, 12:31:43 PM
whats the one about campbell hanging from a tree? Not a very nice one but funny

Any anti arseanl songs are a favourite
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on April 07, 2007, 05:47:39 PM
Quote from: Goldy77;2632
whats the one about campbell hanging from a tree? Not a very nice one but funny

Any anti arseanl songs are a favourite


Lol, that will be:

'Campbell wherever you may be
You are the lord of HIV
And we wouldnt give a F
If you were stuck up in a tree
You judas C-nut with HIV'

:D Tune!
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Spuriffic on April 10, 2007, 04:49:20 PM
Tweedy is a slapper
She cannot f*cking sing
When she's shagging Ashley Cole
She thinks of Ledley King.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Storts on April 10, 2007, 04:57:55 PM
He shoots
He scores
He'll eat ya labrador

YP LEE YP LEE
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Berba's girl on April 10, 2007, 07:22:59 PM
Quote from: Dimitar B.;797


at home to southend ,when they were sitting in park lane:

'Whooos the pikey in my seat! Who's the pikey in my seat!' :D


I liked the Pikey song - I was at that game & funnily enough I actually come from Southend! I think I picked the better team to support don't you?

Lisa x
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Lew on April 11, 2007, 11:47:05 AM
We Are Tottenham
Super Tottenham
We Are Tottenham
From The Lane

:D
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on May 17, 2007, 07:42:47 PM
One i made up today...

(Tune of Couldnt carry Lampard)

We are Tottenham Hotspur
YIDS
Tottenham hotspur FC
We come from White hart lane
And we are gonnna beat the Chelsea!

To be sung v Chelsea next season :D I hope
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Jude106 on May 17, 2007, 08:09:30 PM
Anything anti Ars*nal and good old glory glory Tottenham Hotspur
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dj Frisky on May 17, 2007, 09:01:22 PM
These are all excellent especially the tweedy is a slapper.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Powerage on May 17, 2007, 10:09:00 PM
May have already been posted but this is brutal...

Sol, Sol wherever you may be
your on the verge of lunacy
and we don't give a **** if your hanging from a tree
judas **** with HIV
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: dedleysting on May 17, 2007, 10:21:38 PM
Not a spurs chant but still funny...

"Dirk Kuyt
Where ever you maybe
You hit every branch of the ugly tree"

:bangles:
Title: archibald
Post by: radders on May 18, 2007, 12:36:53 AM
well take more care of archibald                                            he is the original ginger ninja and was class:England:
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: lyubokick on May 18, 2007, 07:45:46 AM
Dimi B. - now that's one cracking football song !!! hahaha
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: dedleysting on May 18, 2007, 03:16:38 PM
He's bald,
He's bent,
His arse is up for rent,
Sol Campbell, Sol Campbell!!!
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: dedleysting on May 19, 2007, 06:16:45 PM
"Whats that coming over the hill,
is it a monster. No its Chimbonda!

:dance2:

COYS!!!!
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: dedleysting on May 19, 2007, 06:20:27 PM
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*k offffffffffffffff Chelsea FC,
You aint got no history,
two league titles and eight FA cups,
Now thats what i call Hisssstory!!!" :gun1:

COYS!!!
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dj Frisky on May 19, 2007, 06:35:20 PM
Great one there mate.
Chelski Fc are rubbish
Title: Chelsea/Ars*nal Chant Made Up On the Spot
Post by: THWH90 on May 19, 2007, 06:47:42 PM
To tune of the song with the lyrics: "Football crazy, chocolate mad, grab a powerbar and play football with the lads" or something. If you know the song can you give me its title please...

F*ck of chelsea
go find your russian
bring back your gold
and still play sh*te football

repeat

F*ck of chelsea
go find your russian
bring back your gold
and still play sh*te football

OR

F*ck of Ars*nal
go find your pedoville
bring back your sweets
and still win nothing


I think it sounds good...
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dj Frisky on May 19, 2007, 07:26:17 PM
Gotta say thats the best one for Chelski like the bit where you say "go find your russian".
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on January 23, 2008, 08:30:04 PM
Ars*nal's ONLY song last night, sang for about one minute, was the

'Adebayor, adebayooo-ooooor, give him the ball, and he will scorrre'

Which was good....but we wiped it out with 'Adebayorr, whats the score?' (anyone remember what tune that was?) Which was funny :D

Que Sera was awesome last night, specially with the WHOLE stadium singing it for 10 minutes. Awesome.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: comeonyouwhites on January 25, 2008, 06:20:40 PM
How about, HELLO,HELLO,WE ARE THE TOTTENHAM BOY'S, HELLO, HELLO, WE ARE THE TOTTENHAM BOYS, AND IF YOU ARE AN Ars*nal FAN SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE, WE ALL FOLLOW THE TOTTENHAM. HEH HEH, LUV THAT ONE.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on January 25, 2008, 06:30:29 PM
:D

We sung that quite alot at the Lane on Tuesday, was awesome.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: THWH90 on January 25, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
Quote from: Dimitar B.;35308
Ars*nal's ONLY song last night, sang for about one minute, was the

'Adebayor, adebayooo-ooooor, give him the ball, and he will scorrre'

Which was good....but we wiped it out with 'Adebayorr, whats the score?' (anyone remember what tune that was?) Which was funny :D

Que Sera was awesome last night, specially with the WHOLE stadium singing it for 10 minutes. Awesome.


Nah mate, it was "Adebayor your mum's a whore", god I loved that chant. Adebaoyr smiled at us, but then some guy near to me just said "your similing cos you know it's true mate" :lol:
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: mr_spurs_16 on January 25, 2008, 07:00:55 PM
the one I made up when we beat City 2 - 0. To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

We're on our waaaaaay, to the final!
We're on our waaaaaay, to the final!
We've got a make shift back four,
We're on a European tour.
Taking home the Cup to White Hart Lane!

and one of my favourites is probably

And it's Tottenham Hotspur,
Tottenham Hotspur FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

CHAS AND DAVE!

GET IN!
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: yidmafioso on January 26, 2008, 07:55:35 AM
We`re the famouse tottenham hotspur and we`re going to wemb-erly
wem-berllllyyy wem-berlllyyy we`re the famouse tottenham hotspur and we`re going to wem-berly

Is this the way to amarillo , thierry henry bites the pillow
Sol campbell f***s his ar*****e
And arsene wenger sleeps with kids

Blue is the colour football is the game
Poor old mathew harding
He should of took the train

Sorry , sorry , sorry , sorry , sorry .What can i say ? I`m damaged goods !
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on February 18, 2008, 10:21:10 PM
Just made a new one!



oooooooo,ooo-ooo,ooo-oooo
we've got the best defence in the world
Jonathon Woodgate
Lederley Kiii-ing
Hutton and Gareth Ba-all-all-all


To the tune of this :D

[youtube]ayivhplxuwM&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: THWH90 on February 18, 2008, 10:56:01 PM
Quote from: Dimitar B.;37325
Just made a new one!



oooooooo,ooo-ooo,ooo-oooo
we've got the best defence in the world
Jonathon Woodgate
Lederley Kiii-ing
Hutton and Gareth Ba-all-all-all


To the tune of this :D



Nice one Dimi B! :spoton:

Will be hard getting it sung at the Lane though...
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on February 18, 2008, 11:11:51 PM
Anyone wanna try this, get a few mates to sing it with you in a bar before the match... then hopefully everyone will start singing it in the stadium.

If your with a few mates i'm sure it could be done :cool:

Would be hard on your own though :lol:
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Powerage on February 19, 2008, 03:05:25 AM
Blue is the colour football is the game
Poor old mathew harding
He should of took the train

That is hilarious :lol:
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Daniisco on February 25, 2008, 10:24:29 PM
in the tune of The Wonder Of You by Elvis

He came from Spain to White Hart Lane to win us the Carling Cup, that's Juande, Juande RAMOS!

inspired by this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWcWKS16mEg)
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on February 26, 2008, 05:26:32 PM
Haha nice, can't see it catching on in the crowd though!

We need some amazing song for Ramos, one that stands out. He deserves it.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Storts on February 26, 2008, 05:40:50 PM
That is his song....



WHEN YOUR LEG HURTS ALOT
AND YOUR SHINS THROUGH YOUR SOCK

THAT'S EDUARDO
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Biggs on February 26, 2008, 05:51:45 PM
continued...

WHEN YOU CRY ON THE PITCH
AND YOU SHOULD LIKE A BITCH

THAT'S.... EDUARDO


Just made that up :lol:
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on February 26, 2008, 06:41:02 PM
Lmao harsh but funny.

On the way out of mcdonalds on the way home from Wembley, some bloke shouted to the tune of 'The Automatic - Monster' (you know, 'whats that coming over the hill..'

He went


WHATS THAT STICKING OUT OF YOUR SOCK
IS IT YOUR ANKLE!

It was more funny cos he stopped there and was pissed :D
Title: ..
Post by: bubblish on March 01, 2008, 03:19:13 PM
although a harsh chant an interesting one on sunday was..'Was that coming out of his sock, is it his ankle, is it his ankle'
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: SpursLad on March 13, 2008, 04:47:34 PM
Walking up from Seven Sisters last Thurs for the PSV game there were chants from some Spurs fans of..

WHERE IS YOUR BICYCLE

and..

SHALL WE WIN THE WAR FOR YOU

Storts informs me they were sung last night too.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Storts on March 13, 2008, 05:01:08 PM
We did :D


Matt has a sexy voice btw :wub:
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: SpursLad on March 13, 2008, 05:09:12 PM
You too babes. Both on the ps3 and on the phone :wub:
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: THWH90 on March 13, 2008, 05:25:38 PM
Please stop your queer flirting you two :big_boss:

IT'S SPAMMING :o
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: SpursLad on March 13, 2008, 05:33:50 PM
You love it Will, feeling left out. Want to make it a love triangle?
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Storts on March 13, 2008, 06:07:56 PM
No thanks,

he has gay hair
Title: Song for saturday
Post by: englandsno.1 on April 09, 2008, 07:51:19 AM
all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small,tottenham won the carling cup ,and arscum won ****all:D
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: bradz1993 on April 09, 2008, 08:19:05 AM
Thats is quality :)
Title: don't count your chicks
Post by: WexfordSpur on April 09, 2008, 10:32:23 AM
Quote from: englandsno.1;40046
all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small,tottenham won the carling cup ,and arscum won ****all:D


Great song, but don't count your chickens just yet - they have still to play Utd (viditch and ferdy out) and Chelski at home, and knowing there luck.....................:(
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: taimedowne on April 09, 2008, 02:58:38 PM
Not to mention they will qualify for the Champions League again. Which will earn them more money and attract better players to them than our winning the Carling cup will do for us (not to detract from the wonderfull achievement that it was) .
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: THWH90 on April 09, 2008, 03:27:20 PM
Quote from: WexfordSpur;40059
Great song, but don't count your chickens just yet - they have still to play Utd (viditch and ferdy out) and Chelski at home, and knowing there luck.....................:(


Ferdinand will be back, so I'm sur United will be fine. They just need to play Fletcher... :lol:
Title: Woodgate Song
Post by: THWH90 on April 09, 2008, 06:00:33 PM
You may have heard the new torres song, if you dont know it then look below:

[YOUTUBE]DUjRQfJ3f74[/YOUTUBE]

And I found this browsing the net:

Nanananananana
Nanananananana
He leads us forward from the back woodgate woodgate
He scored against the chelsea s*um woodgate woodgate
He used to play in sunny spain
But now hes playing at the lane
Jonny Woodgate Tottenham's number 39

Sing this on saturday and it's the perfect time to get it started, when the slient Boro fans come and visit! :)
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Biggs on April 09, 2008, 06:11:47 PM
Not bad.

i think it should be like this though

Nanananananana

Nanananananana

He leads us forward from the back, woodgate, woodgate.
He scored against the chelsea s*um, woodgate, woodgate
He used to play in sunny spain,
But now he's playing at White Hart Lane
Jonny Woodgate Nananananana
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on April 09, 2008, 08:02:35 PM
Vid doesn't work :(
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: WexfordSpur on April 10, 2008, 10:08:35 AM
all subtle changes, but I think it should be this
Nanananananana

Nanananananana

He leads us forward from the back, woodgate, woodgate.
He scored against the chelsea s*um, woodgate, woodgate
He used to play in sunny spain,
But now he's playing at White Hart Lane
Jonny Woodgate totnam's 39
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: The Hat on April 10, 2008, 10:45:38 AM
"But now he plays at White Hart Lane" scans better.

Vid worked for me, and fair play to the scousers, that's a great song.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Dimitar B. on April 10, 2008, 01:52:14 PM
Ah yeah the vid works for me now to -

Quality song!

Well catchy. We should definately try and get it started
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Berba's girl on April 10, 2008, 07:06:12 PM
Yeah that IS a great song from the Scousers!  Anyway, any sort of singing at the Lane on Saturday would be good because it's been awful the last 2 home games, even in Park Lane.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Storts on April 10, 2008, 07:34:41 PM
Songs from forums never work :)
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Gruffmac on June 16, 2008, 02:39:26 PM
To the tune of Craig David - Rewind

Van-Per-sie, when a girl says no, molest 'er.
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Storts on June 16, 2008, 02:56:34 PM
That's pretty good :D
Title: Spurs Chants
Post by: Block29 on July 09, 2008, 12:03:06 AM
One Dos Santos, there's only one Dos Santos etc etc

Nothing like a bit of Irony

also saw this one which I hope is picked up:

Dos Santos ooooooooooh
Dos Santos ooooooooooh
He comes from Mexico
His dad's Zizinho
Title: Re: Spurs Chants
Post by: Spurs218 on June 23, 2011, 09:39:25 AM
Gotta be worth a bump with some more great ones which I haven't seen mentioned:

"We're the Yid Army
We're the Yid Army
Home and away
To see the Tottenham play
We're the Yid Army"

"Tottenham are here Tottenham are here"

"I wanna go home, I wanna go homeeeee {Insert City here] is a s**t hole I wanna go home"

"f**k off Chelsea FC
you aint got no history
Lampards fat, Ashleys queer
your gonna win f**k all this year"

"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be,
It didn't work out at Notts County,
You're still a c*nt, with HIV,
 Your next job's on Gay TV"

"Where the f**k where the f**k where the f**ks this DVD?"

"Ashley Cole how's ya life? John Terry has your shagged your wife"

"Where were you before 03"

"Europa league and we're on the piss"

"Spanish Police are f**king scum"

"Shame about the Ars*nal do do do"

"Your seasons over lalalalala your seasons over lalala your seasons overr trust me when I say"

"Your all :tossa:s, your all :tossa:s at the Bridge your all :tossa:s, your all :tossa:s at the bridge"

Pienaar one which is fantastic so it's a shame he's s**t

"He is an African
He plays at White Hart Lane
WHAT IS HIS NAME?
WHAT IS HIS NAME?
It's Steven Pienaar!

Pi er Pi er Pier naaaar, Pi er naaa, Pi er naaaa,
Pi er Pi er Pi er naaaar, Steven Piernarr"

"North London is ourss, North London is oursssss f**k off back to Woolwich North London is ours"

"f**k off back to South London"

To any kids who like to play up:

"It's time to go homeee, it's time to homeeee mummy is waiting it's time to go home"

"We're taking the piss, we're taking the pissss, strolling through your home town and taking the piss"

"Typical Tottenham taking the piss"

It's pre-season..... I'm bored.....