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Title: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on January 30, 2013, 06:54:59 AM
Simple game, you need to provide the most obvious answer (please try and make it funny) and then follow it up with a question (http://www.racedepartment.com/forum/#).


Some examples (http://www.racedepartment.com/forum/#):


Q - 'When will I, will I be famous?


'Next person would respond with the following (maybe?)
A - 'Just as soon as Buxton'Q - 'Why do sheep not shrink in the sun after they have been caught in a downpour?


'The next person may post the following:A - Because nobody puts them in the tumble drierQ - Why is it called marmalade and not orange jam?


And so on, and so on.


So to start (http://www.racedepartment.com/forum/#) off this pointless game to get us through our boring time at work, college or home and to if possible make people giggle, here we go.-----------------------------------------------------


Q: When will I be famous?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on January 30, 2013, 08:04:59 AM
Answer: When you finally appear on Crime Watch!

Question:
Why are Ars*nal nick named the Gunners when surely Up The Arse or Up the Enal is more suitable considering their name?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Paul Finch on January 30, 2013, 08:17:53 AM
Answer:
  Because we can change Gunners to Gooners


Question:-
  Why are some people argumentative?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: ugs on January 30, 2013, 09:34:12 AM
Answer : Normally they think they know all the facts !
 
Question : We know the speed of light, so what is the speed of darkness ?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Paul Finch on January 30, 2013, 11:00:00 AM
Answer:-
          Depends what time it is.


Question:-
          If my Aunt had balls would that make her my uncle?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: RiffHard on January 30, 2013, 11:21:46 AM
Answer:

Both

Question:

Why can't some people understand that 'there', 'they're' and 'their' are not all the same?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on January 30, 2013, 01:30:55 PM
Answer -


I was never good at English at school


Question -


Why do people ring me during the day,when they know I work nights?!
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: aspursfan on January 30, 2013, 01:55:44 PM
Answer: The want the money you borrowed

Question: Why haven't they invented teleporters yet?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on January 30, 2013, 04:42:30 PM
Answer: Maybe cos they cant find a human for the first test run??? but they work fine on call of duty black ops!

Question: Why do strikers always seem to do better before they join us and then when they leave?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on January 31, 2013, 06:57:43 AM
Answer - They don't like how loud are fans are it puts them off.  :lol:


Question - Do cats really have 9 lives?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on January 31, 2013, 09:39:28 AM
Answer: Very doubtful as I yet to see a cat get up after being run over by a car.

Question: If you went to a swinging partner swap event, would your partner be really pissed off if your swap couple was Mr & Mrs Peter Beardsley?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on January 31, 2013, 02:43:55 PM
Answer - Im single, So I wouldn't be at such event  :lol:


Question - What came first the chicken or egg?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on January 31, 2013, 04:37:09 PM
Answer: If it is a chocolate egg no chicken is involved  :dance:

Question: Why do politicians always answer a question with another question?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: spursjoolz on January 31, 2013, 08:25:57 PM
Answer:  Is it just a means to avoid answering your question?

Question: Where do morons come from?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on January 31, 2013, 10:02:33 PM
Answer - Mars

Question - will the earth ever end?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Paul Finch on February 01, 2013, 07:42:26 AM
Answer:-
           I thought it did on 22nd Dec 2012


Question:-
           Why do people ask stupid questions?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on February 01, 2013, 10:11:12 AM
Answer: Because they think they are being clever

Question: Why cant Levy support a manager and dip into his pocket for players we really need?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on February 01, 2013, 11:16:58 AM
Answer - Jew's are known to be tight with money :hide:

Question - Do you think more Footballers should follow Beckham, and donate there wages.



Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on February 01, 2013, 11:25:46 AM
Answer: I think DB is a great example of a professional and the publicity from his actions will make him far more money than the wages donated. 

Question: Does anyone else agree that this world needs a good zombie apocalypse?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: aspursfan on February 01, 2013, 01:07:58 PM
A: No. Eventually the electricity would go out and I wouldn't be able to finish this season's career mode in Fifa 13. Spurs are depending on me.

Q: Why is my job so boring?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: spursjoolz on February 01, 2013, 04:25:00 PM
A: Become a professional footballer and get paid millions to enjoy kicking a ball about at week-ends

Q: Why do women nag so much?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on February 01, 2013, 04:37:45 PM
Answer: Because they all have over developed jaw and throat muscles that need regular non stop exercise or they may cease to work again...ever.

Question: In gyms in america many have escalators what would you like to see in a gym?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: spursjoolz on February 01, 2013, 04:50:19 PM
A: More women with bigger tits bench pressing!

Q: If you were going to write a book, what would it be about?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: ugs on February 02, 2013, 10:57:13 AM
A. Social Deviation in the lower classes.
 
Q. Why does tost always fall butter side down ?
 
 :-\
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Paul Finch on February 02, 2013, 12:13:46 PM
Answer: To gather the s**t off the floor that you haven't swept up


Question; Why are do women have different size tits?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on February 03, 2013, 05:46:08 AM
Come on Guys, can we keep it clean, this a a family website after all....


Answer - Life would be pretty boring if everything was the same.


Question - What was the last thing you brought?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Paul Finch on February 03, 2013, 07:25:26 AM
Answer: Bread Rolls for Lunch


Question: What are the names of President Obama's two Daughters?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on February 05, 2013, 01:28:58 PM
Answer: No idea so I'll just text Obama

Question: Why is it than when our kids get older they seem to think our bank accounts have endless funds in them????
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: yidmafioso on March 03, 2013, 12:29:27 PM
Answer : Because ever since they could speak they`ve been asking for money
 
Question: Why is it that my wife can`t hear a word i`m saying when i`m sitting next to her yet she talks to me from the kitchen and expects me to hear every single word ?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: scotspurs on December 21, 2013, 02:20:38 PM
A. Because women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.

Q. Is a Jaffa cake a biscuit or a cake???
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: spursjoolz on December 21, 2013, 10:10:42 PM
A: A cake. A biscuit goes soft. A cake is already soft

Q:What is your favourite pizza topping?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: scotspurs on December 23, 2013, 11:05:13 AM
Cheese!


Chinese or Indian takeaway??
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 23, 2013, 08:07:55 PM
Chinese


Loose with style or win ugly?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 24, 2013, 06:12:31 AM
Win ugly

What does Christmas mean to you?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 24, 2013, 07:00:14 AM
Expensive


You find a wallet with all cards ID and £100 pound in cash.... hand it all in or hand it all in minus the cash???
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 24, 2013, 07:25:27 AM
Hand it all in
(I have lost my wallet a few times, 2 times members of the public have contacted me to say they have find it - so there are some nice people out there and I know the feeling to have lost a wallet)


What came first the chicken or egg?  :2funny: :hide: 
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 24, 2013, 09:14:58 AM
Chicken, it was given birth too and then mutated into an egg laying machine, probably with the help of Tesco!


Go shopping or have it delivered?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: scotspurs on December 24, 2013, 09:47:27 AM
Delivered.



Marmite - Love it or hate it?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 24, 2013, 09:54:25 AM
Love it



If not THFC then which team?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: scotspurs on December 24, 2013, 11:40:43 AM
AFC Wimbledon.



Sebastian Vettel - Legend or Lucky?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 24, 2013, 05:26:03 PM
I wouldn't say he was a legend or lucky, put him in a midfield car and lets see how he does.


What are the Lottery numbers for the next draw?  :2funny: :hide:
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Glenn R on December 24, 2013, 05:39:34 PM
5 9 6 3 8 7


What is your favourite Dr Who character?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 25, 2013, 10:21:04 AM
Not a Dr who Fan


Whats your favorite Christmas food?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: scotspurs on December 25, 2013, 08:00:28 PM
Pigs in blankets (sausages wrapped in bacon) :dance:


Why do they make onesies for men??
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 25, 2013, 09:46:40 PM
So we dont get left out lol, Ive seen a few Spurs onesies flying about


Tea or Coffee?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: spursjoolz on December 26, 2013, 01:11:35 AM
coffee


Ars*nal: Friend or foe?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 26, 2013, 08:46:22 AM
Foe



Driver or passenger?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 26, 2013, 08:56:45 AM
Passenger


What is boxing day?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 26, 2013, 11:16:11 AM
Another bank holiday



Preferred Country to live in?


Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 26, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
USA


Club or Country
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 26, 2013, 03:16:12 PM
Club



Save or spend?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 27, 2013, 05:59:31 AM
Save(I do find that hard to do tho  :P )


Nights in or out?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 27, 2013, 08:52:07 AM
Nights in



A gobshyte.. do you walk away or spark it out?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 27, 2013, 02:16:56 PM
Depands on who is it - usually walk away


What shall I have for dinner tonight?  :lol:
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 27, 2013, 04:51:45 PM
Whatever you are given I guess  :grin:



Vodka or Whiskey?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 28, 2013, 05:20:26 AM
Vodka


If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 28, 2013, 10:03:35 AM
Not tonight.... my experiences of 20 years on the doors across the UK



Granted 3 wishes what would they be?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on December 29, 2013, 09:30:12 AM
Have loads of money,Peace on earth,Spurs to win the prem  :lol:


What Accomplishment are you most proud of?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on December 29, 2013, 01:10:49 PM
My kiddies



Stay optimistic or be realistic?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on January 02, 2014, 10:33:44 AM
Optimistic


Do you think any afterlife exists?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on January 02, 2014, 03:27:17 PM
I think something exists not sure what though!



Holiday in the sun or holiday in Snow?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: scotspurs on January 03, 2014, 05:54:19 PM
In the snow!!



European away games - Fly, sail, drive - or stay at home like a girl called D.Berkamp??
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on January 04, 2014, 01:44:12 PM
Do a Bergcamp simply due to working commitments I might add  :up:


A chance to go into space.. would you take it?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Chelmsford_yid on January 05, 2014, 01:44:49 PM
Of course

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on January 19, 2014, 10:04:42 AM
A shark fisherman



If you could travel back in time what would you change?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: scotspurs on February 01, 2014, 01:18:12 PM
Monotheistic religions.

Do you think aliens exist?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: Metalanimal on February 01, 2014, 06:34:21 PM
I think if we believe we are the only plant with life on in this universe its very narrow minded, for me yes i firmly believe they do exist and its most likely how life started here on Earth!



Most favorite holiday destination?
Title: Re: Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question
Post by: scotspurs on April 05, 2014, 01:35:48 PM
Scottish Highlands.


Marmite - Love it or hate it?