SpursNetwork
Tottenham Discussion => Spurs Chat => Topic started by: Chelmsford_yid on January 30, 2013, 06:54:59 AM
-
Simple game, you need to provide the most obvious answer (please try and make it funny) and then follow it up with a question (http://www.racedepartment.com/forum/#).
Some examples (http://www.racedepartment.com/forum/#):
Q - 'When will I, will I be famous?
'Next person would respond with the following (maybe?)
A - 'Just as soon as Buxton'Q - 'Why do sheep not shrink in the sun after they have been caught in a downpour?
'The next person may post the following:A - Because nobody puts them in the tumble drierQ - Why is it called marmalade and not orange jam?
And so on, and so on.
So to start (http://www.racedepartment.com/forum/#) off this pointless game to get us through our boring time at work, college or home and to if possible make people giggle, here we go.-----------------------------------------------------
Q: When will I be famous?
-
Answer: When you finally appear on Crime Watch!
Question:
Why are Ars*nal nick named the Gunners when surely Up The Arse or Up the Enal is more suitable considering their name?
-
Answer:
Because we can change Gunners to Gooners
Question:-
Why are some people argumentative?
-
Answer : Normally they think they know all the facts !
Question : We know the speed of light, so what is the speed of darkness ?
-
Answer:-
Depends what time it is.
Question:-
If my Aunt had balls would that make her my uncle?
-
Answer:
Both
Question:
Why can't some people understand that 'there', 'they're' and 'their' are not all the same?
-
Answer -
I was never good at English at school
Question -
Why do people ring me during the day,when they know I work nights?!
-
Answer: The want the money you borrowed
Question: Why haven't they invented teleporters yet?
-
Answer: Maybe cos they cant find a human for the first test run??? but they work fine on call of duty black ops!
Question: Why do strikers always seem to do better before they join us and then when they leave?
-
Answer - They don't like how loud are fans are it puts them off. :lol:
Question - Do cats really have 9 lives?
-
Answer: Very doubtful as I yet to see a cat get up after being run over by a car.
Question: If you went to a swinging partner swap event, would your partner be really pissed off if your swap couple was Mr & Mrs Peter Beardsley?
-
Answer - Im single, So I wouldn't be at such event :lol:
Question - What came first the chicken or egg?
-
Answer: If it is a chocolate egg no chicken is involved :dance:
Question: Why do politicians always answer a question with another question?
-
Answer: Is it just a means to avoid answering your question?
Question: Where do morons come from?
-
Answer - Mars
Question - will the earth ever end?
-
Answer:-
I thought it did on 22nd Dec 2012
Question:-
Why do people ask stupid questions?
-
Answer: Because they think they are being clever
Question: Why cant Levy support a manager and dip into his pocket for players we really need?
-
Answer - Jew's are known to be tight with money :hide:
Question - Do you think more Footballers should follow Beckham, and donate there wages.
-
Answer: I think DB is a great example of a professional and the publicity from his actions will make him far more money than the wages donated.
Question: Does anyone else agree that this world needs a good zombie apocalypse?
-
A: No. Eventually the electricity would go out and I wouldn't be able to finish this season's career mode in Fifa 13. Spurs are depending on me.
Q: Why is my job so boring?
-
A: Become a professional footballer and get paid millions to enjoy kicking a ball about at week-ends
Q: Why do women nag so much?
-
Answer: Because they all have over developed jaw and throat muscles that need regular non stop exercise or they may cease to work again...ever.
Question: In gyms in america many have escalators what would you like to see in a gym?
-
A: More women with bigger tits bench pressing!
Q: If you were going to write a book, what would it be about?
-
A. Social Deviation in the lower classes.
Q. Why does tost always fall butter side down ?
:-\
-
Answer: To gather the s**t off the floor that you haven't swept up
Question; Why are do women have different size tits?
-
Come on Guys, can we keep it clean, this a a family website after all....
Answer - Life would be pretty boring if everything was the same.
Question - What was the last thing you brought?
-
Answer: Bread Rolls for Lunch
Question: What are the names of President Obama's two Daughters?
-
Answer: No idea so I'll just text Obama
Question: Why is it than when our kids get older they seem to think our bank accounts have endless funds in them????
-
Answer : Because ever since they could speak they`ve been asking for money
Question: Why is it that my wife can`t hear a word i`m saying when i`m sitting next to her yet she talks to me from the kitchen and expects me to hear every single word ?
-
A. Because women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.
Q. Is a Jaffa cake a biscuit or a cake???
-
A: A cake. A biscuit goes soft. A cake is already soft
Q:What is your favourite pizza topping?
-
Cheese!
Chinese or Indian takeaway??
-
Chinese
Loose with style or win ugly?
-
Win ugly
What does Christmas mean to you?
-
Expensive
You find a wallet with all cards ID and £100 pound in cash.... hand it all in or hand it all in minus the cash???
-
Hand it all in
(I have lost my wallet a few times, 2 times members of the public have contacted me to say they have find it - so there are some nice people out there and I know the feeling to have lost a wallet)
What came first the chicken or egg? :2funny: :hide:
-
Chicken, it was given birth too and then mutated into an egg laying machine, probably with the help of Tesco!
Go shopping or have it delivered?
-
Delivered.
Marmite - Love it or hate it?
-
Love it
If not THFC then which team?
-
AFC Wimbledon.
Sebastian Vettel - Legend or Lucky?
-
I wouldn't say he was a legend or lucky, put him in a midfield car and lets see how he does.
What are the Lottery numbers for the next draw? :2funny: :hide:
-
5 9 6 3 8 7
What is your favourite Dr Who character?
-
Not a Dr who Fan
Whats your favorite Christmas food?
-
Pigs in blankets (sausages wrapped in bacon) :dance:
Why do they make onesies for men??
-
So we dont get left out lol, Ive seen a few Spurs onesies flying about
Tea or Coffee?
-
coffee
Ars*nal: Friend or foe?
-
Foe
Driver or passenger?
-
Passenger
What is boxing day?
-
Another bank holiday
Preferred Country to live in?
-
USA
Club or Country
-
Club
Save or spend?
-
Save(I do find that hard to do tho :P )
Nights in or out?
-
Nights in
A gobshyte.. do you walk away or spark it out?
-
Depands on who is it - usually walk away
What shall I have for dinner tonight? :lol:
-
Whatever you are given I guess :grin:
Vodka or Whiskey?
-
Vodka
If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?
-
Not tonight.... my experiences of 20 years on the doors across the UK
Granted 3 wishes what would they be?
-
Have loads of money,Peace on earth,Spurs to win the prem :lol:
What Accomplishment are you most proud of?
-
My kiddies
Stay optimistic or be realistic?
-
Optimistic
Do you think any afterlife exists?
-
I think something exists not sure what though!
Holiday in the sun or holiday in Snow?
-
In the snow!!
European away games - Fly, sail, drive - or stay at home like a girl called D.Berkamp??
-
Do a Bergcamp simply due to working commitments I might add :up:
A chance to go into space.. would you take it?
-
Of course
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
-
A shark fisherman
If you could travel back in time what would you change?
-
Monotheistic religions.
Do you think aliens exist?
-
I think if we believe we are the only plant with life on in this universe its very narrow minded, for me yes i firmly believe they do exist and its most likely how life started here on Earth!
Most favorite holiday destination?
-
Scottish Highlands.
Marmite - Love it or hate it?