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Offline Storts

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« on: May 17, 2007, 09:04:03 PM »
That poster you know, FrontwheelNeil,
Thinks that he's the best, the real deal,
but I say to him, hold on a minute,
two can play at that game, let us spin it.

Tottenham Hotspur, the club that I adore,
After their games, I just cry out for more,
Berby's so sleek and Dawson's a rock
Zokora and Jenas are starting to tock.

The King of Tottenham has just come back,
During his absence he's taken some flack,
People have said he is retiring soon,
He said not a chance, I'm over the moon.

Ledley loves Tottenham, and Tottenham loves him,
Without his input the future looked grim,
but now he is back, our futures assured,
Everyone is looking forward to more.

We have our Pascal, best Right back ever,
Up and down the wing, will he tire, never
Then we have Yippy, our amazing left back,
Skillful and clever, helps out our attack

Robbo's the man, keeping clean sheets for us,
We love our keeper and he makes a fuss,
clapping the fans, for cheering his name,
Always able to keep us in the game.

Robbie's the vice, captain of the Spurs
When he plays well, the team just purrs
Scoring plenty a goal, for the best team
that this whole world has ever seen.

In charge we have A legend, Martin Jol,
He just loves to see us score a goal
He's got not hair, but thats not a concern
He's the man for the job, give him his turn.

Fifth for two years is a very good feat,
We will progress, we're on the right beat.
With Levy in charge and Jol at the helm
This is becoming a Tottenham Realm


Come on You Spurs
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Offline Dimitar B.

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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2007, 09:07:38 PM »
Lol, we seem to have a forum full of poets!

Good work Storts :p

I sense a battle between Storts and FWN.

Maybe a rap battle is on the cards :ninja:
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2007, 09:13:11 PM »
I'm up for that :D
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Offline frontwheelneil

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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2007, 09:15:40 PM »
Before your next poetical outburst,
(take some advice) check the spelling first!!

Nice one Storts.Respect.:notworthy:
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"I swear by almighty God
to be a yid,a whole yid and nothing but a yid
I promise to raise my kids in the way of the yiddo
and protect them from the evil in red"

Yidesis,chapter one,verse one

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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2007, 09:16:19 PM »
Lol the forums are getting excellent poems.

Great work there mate.
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Offline frontwheelneil

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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2007, 09:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Dimitar B.;9070
Lol, we seem to have a forum full of poets!

Good work Storts :p

I sense a battle between Storts and FWN.

Maybe a rap battle is on the cards :ninja:


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I'll strangle his poems until he submits,
Or holds his hands up and gamely admits
that I'm number one as everyone knows,
He aint Frontwheelneil mate,beleive me it shows.
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"I swear by almighty God
to be a yid,a whole yid and nothing but a yid
I promise to raise my kids in the way of the yiddo
and protect them from the evil in red"

Yidesis,chapter one,verse one

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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2007, 09:52:04 PM »
All his cheap talk flies over my head,
Stort's opponents have always fled,
Frontwheelneil will be like the others,
Run off, crying to their mothers
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Offline Looby Loo

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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2007, 09:58:27 PM »
Just have a problem with the line about 'clean sheets' !!! lol

You have a rival Neil. Well done Storts.
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Eat, drink and breathe Spurs - Yids till I die!

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2007, 10:01:43 PM »
Oh ****, it's on now....!
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Offline frontwheelneil

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2007, 10:10:45 PM »
Quote from: Storts;9082
All his cheap talk flies over my head,
Stort's opponents have always fled,
Frontwheelneil will be like the others,
Run off, crying to their mothers


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Here's what we'll do Storts,let's post a poll,
to prove that I'm in poetic control.
What do you say,are you up for the maul?
No second prizes here,winner takes all
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"I swear by almighty God
to be a yid,a whole yid and nothing but a yid
I promise to raise my kids in the way of the yiddo
and protect them from the evil in red"

Yidesis,chapter one,verse one

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2007, 10:12:24 PM »
Should make a poll whose got the best poem.
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Offline frontwheelneil

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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2007, 10:14:58 PM »
Quote from: Dj Frisky;9092
Should make a poll whose got the best poem.


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No worries there then,I'll smash him to bits,
my first 3 poems got 300 hits
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"I swear by almighty God
to be a yid,a whole yid and nothing but a yid
I promise to raise my kids in the way of the yiddo
and protect them from the evil in red"

Yidesis,chapter one,verse one

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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2007, 10:41:28 PM »
What's up Storts?,got nothing to say?
Or have you just had enough for today?
Did I upset you with something I said?
Or is it too late,are you tucked up in bed?
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"I swear by almighty God
to be a yid,a whole yid and nothing but a yid
I promise to raise my kids in the way of the yiddo
and protect them from the evil in red"

Yidesis,chapter one,verse one

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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2007, 11:02:40 PM »
My life is to full to worry about sleep,
There are plenty of people that I must make weep,
just using the art of my brain and my hand
I think my poems are delightfully grand.

They make people think in extraordinary ways,
Pondering, thinking throughout their days
About the wonderful meaning my poems can bring
They jump, ecstatic and with that they sing.

Singing my praises, I get that alot
FrontwheilNeil, what a said tot,
they say I'm the best and no one gets near
to my poetic talent, which others must fear
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2007, 01:42:57 PM »
Haha a poetic war, how fun. :lol:
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